So here’s my entry for SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER hosted by the the IPC, the shipwreck that is Speed 2: Cruise Control.

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Speed 2: Cruise Control or something Jan de Bont filmed while he was on acid is probably one of the absolute worst pieces of crap I’ve ever had the displeasure of seeing so I thought it would be fitting that this movie is my entry for Shitfest. I was, like many others a big fan of the first one, but the sequel and the idea behind it seemed like a disaster waiting to happen.

The movie finds Sandra Bullock on a cruise ship with her new boyfriend, Jason Patric – because even Keanu Reeves declined to star in this garbage – The ship gets hijacked by computer hacker Willem Dafoe, who wants revenge from the company that wrongfully fired him and decides the best way to do that would be to hijack and sink one of their cruise-liners.

For a movie called Speed, this one doesn’t even live…

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8 responses to “SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER: SPEED 2 – CRUISE CONTROL (1997)

  1. Speed 2: Cruise Control is an awful film but also an awfully entertaining watch. Pity, poor Jason Patric though, it must be an art-form being even more one-dimensional than Keanu Reeves!

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